Well, I guess I'm a Redneck

I got this in an email from my father-in-law, and thought to myself, another list of "creative" transportation modes, communal living, and hairstyles. Once I opened it and began reading, I quickly decided that I must, too, be a redneck.


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our Armed Forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and (will) raise your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

So, just maybe I am a bit of Redneck...